Looking for a unique way to explore Amsterdam, meet new people, and have fun? You’ve found us! We’re the Amsterdam chapter of the Hash House Harriers , a global “drinking club with a running problem” or perhaps a “running club with a drinking problem”, you choose.
Our Amsterdam Runs
When Do We Run?
We run every two weeks (usually Sundays). Trails are laid by our hares and take you on a journey through Amsterdam’s parks, streets, and hidden gems. Expect fun challenges, false trails, and maybe a drink stop or two along the way. Check out our #nextrun.
What to Expect?
- The hare sets a trail with secretive markings you have to find and follow. If you are Dutch, think “speurtocht”.
- The trail will be a 6–10 km run or walk (your pace, your choice!).
- Plenty of laughs, songs, quirky traditions and a beerstop (yes, non alcoholic stuff as well).
- If it rains, you get wet. If it is cold, you get cold. If it is warm, you start sweating and get thirsty, we have a solution for that.
- Post-run drinks, snacks, and stories at an outdoor location, the hare’s house, or a local bar.
- We take turns in setting a trail, do not worry, we won’t bother you with that in the beginning. Visit this page if you are thinking about setting a trail.
How to join the Amsterdam Hash House Harriers
Joining us is Easy
- Check out the details of our next run.
- Show up! No pre-registration needed. Bring €5 (or pay by tikkie) and that includes all the drinks, snacks and fun you can handle. And yes, we have non-alcoholic beverages as well. Some of us are even vegetarians.
- Wear something comfortable, and don’t forget your sense of adventure.
NOT SURE YET? If you are a “virgin”, we want you to try it once and then come back, your second run is free!
Good to know
- What to wear? Walking or running shoes and something casual. Want to stand out? Order a shirt or sweater using this link for unique haberdashery. We will not be impressed.
- Special Runs: Some runs are extra special, like the Amsterdam Light Festival, Carnaval in Brabant, or “Gay for a Day” during Pride week. Check for the schedule and save the dates.
- See what runs we did in the last 24 Months
- How many runs you did and how often you hared
- Yes, we are on FaceBook and we work with an app called Harrier Central. But to be honest, all you need is the info on this website.
- We take turns in setting trails. Do not worry, we will not bother you in the beginning and one of our experienced hares will be assisting you the first time you volunteer to set a trail. You want to ? Contact our friendly neighbourhood Hare-Raiser. Read all about it here.
Hashing in the Netherlands, Europe and Rest of the World
The hashing fun doesn’t stop in Amsterdam! Explore other hash chapters across the Netherlands, including:
- The Hague HHH – Where hashing meets the beach.
- FILTH Hash – Every Full Moon in or around Leiden
In Europe, we have listed the different hash chapters and events.
You can hash all over the world! Check out the Harriers Central app or the World Harrier Organization for a hash in your area.
Got Questions?
Need More Information?
For questions about the our hash group you can contact any member of our “mis-management”.
Mis-Management
Grand Master – Slippery Edge
Web Master – Pink Panter
Religious Adviser – Missing Link
Hash Cash – Slippery Edge
Social Media Whore – Twin Pits
Hare Raiser – Pink Panter
Also very important people are 5-Pack (our Religious Adviser Emeritus) and Hard Drive (our Deputy Assistant Web Master and Trouble Shooter). 
Code of conduct
What could possibly go wrong, but just in case
The Amsterdam Hash House Harriers want to make sure that everyone can have fun and drink beer (or a beverage of choice). We strive to ensure an inclusive, safe and respectful environment for everyone who wants to be part of our hash.
We do not tolerate bad behaviour where hashers assemble. This includes but is not limited to the following:
- Verbal and physical threats, harassment, violence, abuse
- Non-consensual sexual conduct. Consent is mutual, informed, specific, freely given, and reversible, and it is required. No means no; the absence of a ‘no’ is not consent; someone who is severely intoxicated cannot consent; if someone changes their mind, respect their choice; and if you are unsure, ask, and respect their response.
- Bullying, slander, rumours on any (digital) platform used by hashers to communicate
- Non-consensual photography and the sharing of it
- Theft or misappropriation of belongings
- Underage drinking of alcohol, driving under the influence
If you violate this policy:
Hashing and crashing are privileges. If you are a safety risk to others, you may be removed and not welcomed back to the hash. Inappropriate behaviour is subject to removal from the hash and/or crash space for the day, for a period of time, or permanently at the discretion of Mismanagement.
If an allegation is brought to Mismanagement, they may request that the hasher(s) involved stop attending the hash for a period of time. This is not a presumption of guilt, but to avoid potential conflict while Mismanagement discusses the situation.
How do you get help if you need it?
Talk to someone from Mismanagement or another hasher you trust to point you in the right direction.
If you need help, we can:
- Have your back;
- Listen;
- Support your choices;
- Get you a buddy for trail;
- Provide you a safe crash space;
- Remove someone from the hash, event and/or crash space;
- Direct you to other resources to help you.
We are hashers through and through!
This Code of Conduct was adapted from one used by many hashes around the world.
Hash Songs
We sing a lot, we have an inappropriate song for every occasion in the circle. Visit this page for nice collections of down-down songs and learn them all. Before we break up for the on-after, we close the circle with either of these two songs.
Hashing with Some Passion
5-Pack came up with HIS ode to OUR joy. The tune is “Ode to Joy” by Ludwig von Beethoven
We go Hashing
With some passion
– Running here and checking there –
If it’s True Trail
‘On on’ we’ll yell
– If we’re lost we’ll blame the Hare –
Then we Circle
Grab a beer, chill
– Try to Down Down everyone –
Don’t take offence
In our defence
– We’re only here to have some fun –
Hashing in Amsterdam
Lyrics by Missing Link and Excremental Earnings on the tune of “Tulips from Amsterdam”
Next Sunday we will meet again
– Hashing in Amsterdam –
We’ll circle up and we will have
– Down Downs in Amsterdam –
We’ll check it out and try each way
– ARE YOU ! in Amsterdam –
. First a false trail .
.. Now a back check ..
… Where’s the beer stop …
…. Are we on yet? ….
So when we meet again,
– It will be ON ON ! in Amsterdááám –
Next RunS
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Longest Day On The Motorway
SPECIAL – Run № 1449 on June 21, 2025
by Twin Pits & Glad-He-Ate-Her-Pussy
NOTE: THIS IS A SATURDAY RUN WITH A LATER START TIME
Amsterdam celebrates her 750th birthday on “de Ring”. We are going to join the festivities starting with a blowjob by Missing Link and friends. We don’t know what is and is what is not possible today. We figure it out there and then. We have access to the motorway (S109a) at RAI.
IMPORTANT !
Logistics are bit of a challenge. We’ll meet at Metro 52 station Europaplein (station RAI is out of service, DON’T come by car). From there we walk to motorway and use exit ramp S109A.
We are not allowed to carry big bags and large backpacks. Also there are limitations on the amounts of drinks we carry.
BRING YOUR OWN DRINKS !
Officially you are allowed to carry max 1 ltr of (low- or non-alcoholic) beverages in closed cans and (not previously opened) plastic bottles (glass bottles not allowed). Bring more at your own risk. Bring some nibbles to share. Only bring a small backpack, or you’ll have to join the security check at the entrance which means you will miss the blowjob.
Even more details follow shortly
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✓what: Run № 1449
✓when: SATURDAY, June 21st, 2025
✓time: 16:00
? where: on ‘”de Ring”
– near Metro 52 Europaplein
– exact location t.b.a.
✓hares: Glad-He-Ate-Her-Pussy
– & Twin Pits
✓bag drop: << NO >>
✓hash cash: << ZERO >> bring your own drinks and nibbles to share
– image created using chatgpt –
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ArtZuid Hash
Run № 1450 on July 06, 2025
by Slippery Edge
Another Amsterdam Hash traditional by Slippery Edge. We pass by all the boners that are scattered around Amsterdam South and subsequentely have been labeled “art“. There is nothing that says that art has to be beautiful.
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✓ what: Run № 1450
✓ when: Sunday July 6th, 2025
✓ time: 14:45 – pack off at 15:00
✓ where: Station Amsterdam South
– https://w3w.co/embraced.between.dirt
– exact location t.b.a.
✓ hare: Slippery Edge
? bag drop:- maybe (not)
✓ hash cash: €5
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Glad-She-is-Finally-Marrying-Her-Pussy
Run № 1451 on July 20, 2025
by Glad-He-Ate-Her-Pussy
A Hash Wedding !
Glad-He-Ate-Her-Pussy and her Bolly have been a couple for quite a while already. Finally-finally they are officially getting married. The ceremony takes place after the run.
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✓ what: Run № 1451
✓ when: Sunday July 20st, 2025
✓ time: 14:45 – pack off at 15:00
✓ where: Their place
– Mt. Lincolnweg 14P1 – Amsterdam
– https://w3w.co/identify.pancake.arching
✓ hare: Glad-He-Ate-Her-Pussy
✓ bag drop:- yes
✓ hash cash: €5
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Gay for a Day
SPECIAL – Run № 1452 on August 02, 2025
by Twin Pits
SATURDAY RUN – reserve all day for this.
Celebrate Amsterdam Pride Week with a fabulous run where everyone’s encouraged to be “Gay for a Day”!
We secure a nice spot along one of the canals from where we do the run first and we make sure we are back in time to watch the parade. We pick a place near a supermarket where we can buy shit when we run short. There will be enough beer and whine (and non-alcoholic stuff as wel). And we have lunch and most likely a BBQ to top it off. Dress code: as Gay As They Come.
This is the line-up
– live-Hare Twin Pits sets a short (live) trail and get us back for the parade
– BeerMeister (make sure there is enough beer and other beverages at the right temperature)
– FoodBitch Pink Panter takes inventory and buys the food
– GrillMaster Nasty Shitonya prepares our food
Read more about the parade https://pride.amsterdam/en/events/canal-parade/ Much more details when the date comes near, but mark the whole Saturday August 2nd in your calendar, it will be a long day.
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✓ When – Saturday August 2nd, 2025
✓ Time – TBA (late in the morning probably)
? Where – TBA (along one of the canals)
✓ – Hare – Twin Pits
? – Beermeister – TBA
✓ – Food Bitch – Pink Panter
✓ – Grill Master – Nasty Shitonya
✓ Hash Cash – €5 + extra for food
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Second run this August
Run № 1453 on August 17, 2025
HARE WANTED
We are looking for a hare for this Sunday (or Saturday if you prefer).
Contact your hare-raiser
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Full Moon With FILTH Run
Run № 1454 on September 07, 2025
by Start Me Up /FILTHHH
It is a full moon, we join ourselves with our friends from FILTH today. Hare is Start Me Up.
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✓ when – Sunday September 7th, 2025
✓ time – 14:45 – pack off at 15:00
? where – Overveen perhaps
✓ hare – Start Me Up
✓ bag drop – probably yes
✓ hash cash – €7 (FILTH rate)
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on after – we discuss that before / during / after the run / circle
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Looking further ahead till December 2025
Run № 1455 on September 21, 2025
by Flameing Arseholes
Run № 1456 on October 05, 2025
by Sweet Hole Sister Slammer
Run № 1457 on October 19, 2025
HARE(s) WANTED
Run № 1458 on November 02, 2025
HARE(s) WANTED
Run № 1459 on November 16, 2025
HARE(s) WANTED
Run № 1460 on November 30, 2025
by Nasty Shitonya
SPECIAL Run № 1461 on December 21, 2025
HARE(s) WANTED