Jesus can’t go hashing because he tried to go to heaven but he went the other way. We got stuck with a Holy Spirit in his stead.
AH3 #1346 Virtual Run 7 – the Whit Sunday hash
Depending on who you believe, either this cumming Sunday is the celebration of the Holy Spirit descending on some commune of Jesus bros, or its an appropriated pagan summer celebration. Regardless, we all know what you will be doing: running and drinking like a half-mind.
Hares: Dick Jacker and Penile Noir
Location: Trail starts at Grand Cafe de Bosbaan @ Bosbaan 4 in Amstelveen on the side overlooking the lake.
This trail should be a walk in the park. There will a beer stop available for a few hours (likely 1-3 p.m.).
We have three options for the anal folks who need to plan their distances:
-Eagle ~ 11k true trail
-Turkey ~ 8.5k true trail
-Double Turkey ~5k true trail. NOTE: this trail skips the beer stop!